pristinebutts:

Old Anonymous prompt:

Prompt Bp!kurt fucked by Blaine in public pretty please?

Bp!Kurt/Blaine, PIV, fucking in public, squirting because why not, slight dirty talk because let’s be honest, I can’t write porn without someone having a filthy mouth

Ao3

-          -

They stumbled out of the movie theater late, grasping onto each other and giggling breathlessly. Instead of watching most of the movie, they had snickered through their own personal voice overs and had a very distracting popcorn fight that almost had got them thrown out of the theater.

Blaine didn’t miss the way Kurt had been staring at his butter-wet lips all night.

Read More

♥ 78 — 8 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via pristinebutts
Anonymous inquired:

Can you write chris and darren when they announce they're a couple by being out and about and holding hands and sharing small pecks in public and stuff?

crisscumfer:

They don’t plan it. 

They don’t sit down and decide a time and a place and a date like he imagined they would. 

Instead, they just let it happen. 

For a while, Chris thought maybe it would never happen, that they’d keep this secret forever and eventually move away to live in a cabin on the side of a mountain once their fame died off. But then their fame didn’t die off, and Darren was making music and Chris just kept writing, and they lost touch with old friends but made new ones that seemed just as strong as the first group of people they shared everything with. Everything was good. 

Everything was fantastic.

Read More

♥ 91 — 21 hours ago on 30 Sep 2014 — via crisscumfer
castielblaine inquired:

crisscolfer on their first date (▰˘◡˘▰)

crisscumfer:

He’s nervous. 

And not in the cute way, but in the chest aching, head spinning, oh shit what am I doing kind of way. 

They did this a little backwards, started off with blowjobs at an after party and then decided they should probably go on an actual date. 

Which, if he’s honest, Chris expected. It’s just that this is the first time he’s ever really been on a real, honest-to-god date, and the fact that it’s with Darren just makes him that much more nervous. 

Read More

♥ 56 — 1 day ago on 30 Sep 2014 — via crisscumfer

nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka’s Wedding Photos

♥ 8740 — 1 day ago on 30 Sep 2014 — via klainernity (source)
♥ 6330 — 1 day ago on 30 Sep 2014 — via crisshoechlin (source)
#klAINE  

lilienwolf:

Klaine - True Love [x]

First try at drawing something since my hand surgery last week. I used one of my ooooooold Digimon fanarts as a base (Yeah, you’re allowed to laugh about the old pic) - it was a great way to see how much I improved in the last years. What do you think?

♥ 401 — 1 day ago on 30 Sep 2014 — via fuckyeahkurtblainefanart (source)
♥ 22711 — 2 days ago on 29 Sep 2014 — via kurttops (source)

ohmywhy:

It’s only been 30 years since I last wrote! I’m sorry. 

have some mpreg!Kurt. he and Blaine are a little young, and he’s a little scared, but all’s well at the end. 

It begins the week before Fashion week.

So, naturally, Kurt brushes it off, blames it on the stress, and moves on. Fatigue? All those extra hours at work. Lower backaches? Well, he was spending an awful amount of time sitting at his desk, hunched over his designs, dutifully on task. He couldn’t explain the nausea or the sudden aversion to coffee (especially when he needed it most), but it was stress, of course. Stress. It had to be stress. Stress, right? What else could it be?

But three weeks later, with Fashion week well behind him, Kurt finds himself sitting on the toilet lid in his bathroom, counting down minutes — oh god, seconds now, he thinks nervously — until he can turn over this silly test and prove that he’s not— Oh god, he’s not… well… pregnant.

Pregnant. Oh dear lord, pregnant. The more he even thinks about the word, the more foreign it feels. How could he possibly be pregnant? He’s a man, for Christ’s sake! He and his father used to joke that that was one less thing to worry about. Yes, there are male carriers, but they are so rare, it never crossed Kurt’s mind he could be one.

And now, look at him, sitting, hands shaking, leg bouncing, hiding from his husband, desperately waiting for this damn test…

Read More

♥ 108 — 2 days ago on 29 Sep 2014 — via ohmywhy

TV MEME - 3/8 male characters:    K U R T  H U M M E L

You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs; but it seems pretty unlikely doesn’t it? .
♥ 799 — 2 days ago on 29 Sep 2014 — via fuckyeahgleelove (source)
♥ 601 — 2 days ago on 29 Sep 2014 — via fuckyeahgleelove (source)